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21aug2014Mojave Phone Booth book Kickstarter, and the Mojave Phone Booth on NPR's Snap Judgment

Aaaaaaaaaaand we are now LIVE with the Kickstarter to publish my book, Adventures with the Mojave Phone Booth!

Not only that, but this weekend (23-24aug2014), the radio program Snap Judgment on NPR will air the story about my involvement with the Mojave Phone Booth. The episode will be available also on Friday, 22aug2014, via the Snap Judgment website.

Update: You can now listen to Snap Judgment's "End of the Line" episode, featuring yours truly, at NPR.

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14mar Wagnerian Tombstone showdown, featuring Gram Rabbit

10aug Forcing Jesus Into Burning Man: A Response to Christianity Today

21jul Lots more info about The Ol' Huck 'n' Buck

06jun Businesses, Bible Quizzes, Buzzes: A Wildly Wide-ranging Chat with Katie Union

19may RIP Java

05nov Kathryn Calder visits Arizona (and Wagner)

01jun Wagner and The Evolution Control Committee

17may Wagner accosts Mark Hosler

17may Wagner accosts Harrod Blank

03may A Conversation with Valerie Tarico

07mar Charlie Sheen + Apocalypse Now = Sheenpocalypse Now

02mar The Sheen Pyramid of Greatness

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10aug Highly fashionable Huck 'n' Buck

20jun The Live-Tweeting of The Shunning

31may The -berto's Phenomenon

13may Is It Hopeless? A Freewheeling Conversation with Brian Doherty

14feb Update: Whip It! is a permanent part of Salvation Mountain (Also: Leonard Knight)

14feb Update: Vintage Bombay Beach trailers continue to melt into the salts

11feb A bizarre coincidence

11jan Maybe YOU Knew About These Fetishes, but...

06nov Hip Hop Prophet

23oct A Conversation with Elizabeth Butters

11oct Einstürzende Rexall update

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oobiland! || Just two eyes and a hollow interior, it's ... Al Gore! No, no, it's ... oobi! Much as we disdain hippies, we LUUUV oobi!

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Also: the doesn't-belong-here-but-where-else-does-it-go Switcheroo.

Celebritizationism || Celebrities, Psychos, Simpaticos -- Frank Black, El Vez, Elvis del Monte, Dan Quayle, Joe Coleman, Arthur Lyman, Hasil Adkins, & more. Also: Wagner interviewed by Space Ghost; the next pope -- we hope -- Kardinaal Godfried Danneels; the Celebresemblities game, and the mighty Matt Gerson. Under the wire: The Julia bin-Roberts Home Page

Burning Man Crapola || Allabout duh use-ta-be.
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