If the Absolut people don't see this
...I made it from an ad I found in a Reader's Digest from the early 60s.

If the Absolut people do see this
...ummm...what Absolut parody?

Yes! I am not an Absolut employee and I want to see another one!
No! I may or may not be an Absolut Employee, but I've had enough of this krap. Take me to Deuce of Clubs