How to Contact Deuce of Clubs

Note that any e-mail received at Deuce of Clubs may be considered a pathetic appeal for public recognition and/or ridicule and may therefore appear in the Raving Critics section of this website. Can you take it?
Reader mail appears in many different places on Deuce of Clubs:

General mail // oobi mail //Amy Grant's mail // Mountain Monogram mail

Mojave Phone Booth mail // Whip It! ArtCar mail // Save the Cima Mine mail

Here are the wrinkles about sending us mail:

The SPAMbots have found us & evil SPAMMERS are filling our e-mailboxes with their worthless yet costly activities, for which may they rot in Gehenna, Amen.

I'm trying out a new tool called Recaptcha to hide my email address from the bots. I'll be changing my email address at least once a year, according to a pattern that will be easy to figure out for people, more difficult for bots. What's cool about this method is that when you click the ... in the link below, you'll be asked to type two words in order to get the link. The cool thing is that by doing so, you're helping to digitize books to be put online for everyone. Look at you! You're all helpful and futuristic and stuff!

doc2...@deuceofclubs.com

You can read about the Recaptcha project at Digitizing Books One Word at a Time

So there ya go. Now, if you want to send cool stuff (such as articles about Whip It!, the Mojave Phone Booth, this web site, or stuff on the gimme list) to our P.O. Box, or enter Deuce of Clubs contests, here's the address you use:

[[ NO MORE IS THE FORMER STREET ADDRESS. IST KAPUT. YOU WANTING TO SEND, YOU EMAILING TO ASK FOR SOME TEMPORARY ADDRESS WILL WE BE USING FROM TIME TO TIME TEMPORARILY UNTIL SOMEWHEN. IS YES? YES. SEHR GUT. ]]

Danke!
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