Security was tight, but Wagner waited patiently.
(Or was he being burped?)
|Did I mention that security was tight?|
|Jame Lee beelined for somebody's baby.* Wagner was moved to jealousy. Some other guy was moved to nosepicking.|
|Babs attempts to assuage Wagner's inner hurt by superimposing him over the baby. She neglects to take into account basic perspective.|
|*Adjunct baby anecdote: later that day at Salvation Army, I rounded a corner and was greeted by a baby on the floor and a caution from the baby's mother: "Please don't step on the baby." When I told her that was the coolest sentence I'd heard all day, she motioned toward her stumbling girl-child and remarked, "Well, she's kind of stupid."|