Deadbolt / El Vez Weekend
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Josephine Baker
Sammy Cahn
Truman Capote
John Cassavetes
Frances Fisher
Eva Gabor
Thomas Harris
Burt Lancaster
Swifty Lazar
Oscar Levant
Dean Martin
Marilyn Monroe
Heather O'Rourke
Buddy Rich
Dorothy Stratten
Epitaph Composition, Lesson One: Never compose an epitaph while in the throes of grief. Or, if you can't resist, then write it down on paper. Not in granite. People have to read this stuff, y'know.

Wouldn't you just hate to be the guy buried right where people want to stand to take a photo of Dorothy Stratten's tombstone?

Wouldn't you really hate to be his tombstone? (Or what's left of it?)


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