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Nowhere to Run

(Jean-Claude Van Damme, Rosanna Arquette)


Behold! I am Rosanna Arquette, says Rosanna Arquette. But alas. Alack. I have no Deuce of Clubs to show you.

I will show you something else instead.

Laugh it up out there, says Rosanna Arquette. But let's see whether YOUR dumb ass ever inspires any Toto songs.

Plus, adds Rosanna Arquette, Charley Weaver was not the grandfather of YOUR dumb ass, now, was he? Which has nothing to do with my dumb ass, as if you're even thinking about Charley Weaver at this point anyway.

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