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Jingoistic Deuce

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What is that -- there, between John Ashcroft's tightly clenched choppers?
Oh.
The Constitution.

Speaking of Constitution choppers...

How cute -- they named him after his boss.

Saddam's not the only ubergoober who uses doubles: say hello to Schwarzkopf stand-in Commander B. P. McCoy! The Fake McCoy! I mean, the real McCoy, the fake Schwarzkopf! See? Even the fully informed are utterly FOOLED! Truly, the resemblance is astonishing.

You've come a long way, baby. One day we may even give each of you your very own name.

TAIWAN?!?

Clearly, "they" have already won...

Gracias to Jean

 

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