From D.C. to BM: Doctor Cliff Drags Wagner Across the Continent
Cliff's Note:

"bethel, pa cheezy motel. we showed up @1:30 am amid a swarm of Indians (from India, not Injuns). thus carrie's name for the place- patel motel. it was so nasty, carrie wore sandals in the shower. i skipped the shower b/c i would have been dirtier after the fact."

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