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Management does not address how one is supposed to get from the balcony to the front door.

I Am He as You are He and
Cold is Hot and In is Out and
We Are Altogether Confused, II

Sign on door leading to the balcony:
"EXIT ONLY & NO RE-ENTRY. IF YOU USE THIS DOOR FOR EXIT, PLEASE TAKE YOUR ROOM KEY TO ENTER FROM FRONT DOOR. DO NOT USE CHAIN AND DEAD BOLT ON FRONT DOOR TO PREVENT LOCKOUT. MANAGEMENT."

In the same hotel room...

(Tucson, AZ, Feb2003)