Obviously, the new owners have no problem with outdoor photography. At least, not if it involves statuary.

Fortunately, all of mine does.

Wagner is forced to frolic.
Wagner does not understand boredom.
This is some random stranger on a smoke break whom I asked to "act like a statue." She says, "There's all these statues in the courtyard." I said, "Yeah -- but I want a real statue!"

Inexplicably, she complied.