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The desert's greatest radio station, KXCI. Their morning show (hosted by a guy whose voice and vocal mannerisms are nearly identical to Johnny D.'s) offered a KXCI t-shirt to the first caller to identify the country where Ali took the heavyweight title from Foreman ("Ali! Boma-ye!").

I picked this from the Great Closet of T-Shirts at KXCI. They play some great (which is to say, real) bluegrass on KXCI.

This story has no real ending to speak of. Lo siento mucho.