Monkey Bellydancing with The Lovely Simiana

At The Paisley Violin, Wagner meets his new hero: Simiana, chimpudent monkey bellydancer

Navel and tutu go head-to-head in the subtly nuanced banana-powered belly-ballet battle

Simiana performs her Kovacsian moves of mystery and allure

Ballet painting ≠ five hundred bucks; Monkey bellydancer = a million bucks.

"...how the gorilla got in my bellydance costume, I'll never know."