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Subject: Unimagination City, U.S.A.
Date: Tue, 27 Apr 2004
From: Doctor Brody

Deucey,

I hope you're not tormented by javalinas and scorpions like our pal. Stay cool, or at least alive. Beer helps. Until then, here's a few more for you:

Nevada City, California (not Nevada)
Virginia City, Nevada
Virginia City, Montana
Canada, Kentucky (actually, lots of towns named after countries in other states: Norway, Scotland, Cuba, Belgium, Lebanon, etc.)

Also: State or President? (unimaginative either way for city/county names) --
Washington, Alabama; Washington, Arkansas; Washington, Florida; Washington, Georgia; Washington, Idaho; Washington, Illinois; Washington, Indiana; Washington, Iowa; Washington, Kansas; Washington, Kentucky; Washington, Louisiana; Washington, Maine; Washington, Maryland; Washington, Michigan; Washington, Minnesota; Washington, Mississippi; Washington, Missouri; Washington, New Jersey; Washington, New York; Washington, North Carolina; Washington, Ohio; Washington, Oklahoma; Washington, Oregon; Washington, Pennsylvania; Washington, Rhode Island; Washington, Tennessee; Washington, Texas; Washington, Utah; Washington, Vermont; Washington, Virginia; Washington, Wisconsin

- Name withheld for fear of reprisal from irate small-townsfolk.


Subject: Unimagination City, U.S.A.
Date: Tue, 27 Apr 2004
From: Doctor Brody

D.O.C.,

I'm actually doing geographical work in Alaska right now. Here's what I found:

Colorado, Alaska

For kicks:
Honolulu, Alaska