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01 The Obvious Reason
02 U ♥ Britney
03 Goose Sauce
04 Ute Ogler
05 French Diplomacy
06 A Cuter Velma
07 A "Different" Slim
08 Grammar patrol
09 Idiot patrol
10 Sic Semper
11 Dammfark
12 Filthy habit
13 Love Taco
14 Choco Taco
15 Tanked
16 She got ass
17 Audi Idiot
18 Dizzay Shizzay
19 Bush League
20 Twee Republic
21 Bear Pr0n
22 Bear Pr0n, Too
23 Angry
24 Fully clothed
25 Literal minded
26 WTC Profiteer
27 "Gold claim" scammer

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Switcheroo: Reasons Not to Direct Link Images

Reason 25: You may find yourself an inadvertent literalist

Lately the old D.o.C. has been getting hits from lots of Johnny-come-latelys in the who's-the-next-Pope game. This is a good thing, except when they directly link images. A Hawaii-based novelist posted her rankings, including the good Kardinaal Danneels:

She failed, however, to save off the photos to her own server. Not a mortal sin, certainly.

Nevertheless, a literal approach to her text suggested the following rendering, which now appears on her page instead. I give you:

Godfried Danneels, Bestius Partius



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