Leaving Phoenix....

Tired of the cargo hold, Wagner demands First Class or else no go.

Fortunately, thanks to a flight attendant of our acquaintance, First Class costs only ten bucks.

Unaware that we are non-rev passengers, the flight attendants kick a couple of paying passengers out of our seats. (As the genuine customers gather their things and slouch back to coach, we look on and stay as quiet as statues.)


Wagner Advance