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YOU WILL BEG, BORROW, OR STEAL A VIDEO OF WILD WHEELS
YOU WILL BUILD AN ART CAR OF YOUR VERY OWN
YOU WILL ATTEND THE ART CAR BALL IN HOUSTON, APRIL '97

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