Having recently lost his head over yet another dangerous fraulein, Wagner had left town for a tour of Niagra Falls, Boston, & New Jersey. On his return trip, a fabulously ineffective packing job by a certain magazine editor whose name shall not be recorded here left poor W vulnerable to United Parcel Service ape-handling.

Here's what's left of poor Wagner.

Still inside W were (1) a peppermint (left inside W last year by party/parties unknown) and (2) the $2 deposited by Pat into the (former) hole in W's head, just before this year's Burning Man.

But...can Wagner be repaired yet again?