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But we do have a system, and it works (if you let it)

It takes a fool to discover a fool-proof gambling system. The system I devised years ago totally would have worked, except for one hitch, of which I—not being an actual gambler—was unaware: house limits.

Subsequent research revealed that I was about the eleven billionth person to discover the Martingale System.

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