|Oregon always offers a wide selection of fine bizarre products. I thought "Gelatinous Mutant Coconut" was one. It wasn't. "Gelatinous Mutant Coconut" isn't someone's goofy idea but a type of Philippine coconut that has gelatinous flesh rather than milk.|
|No mistaking the goofiness here.|
How does a poetic sign manage to avoid being shoplifted?
Not very well, in this case.