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The Los Angeles Police Academy gift shop sells pretty much the crap you'd expect. But they have other stuff, too.
 You can buy guns in the gift shop. Fact: The gun counter was playing Sisters of Mercy's "This Corrosion."  | 
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I got an official LAPD handcuff tie tack.
 Lori got this nightmare LAPD mug I forgot to shoot a photo of. Guns, batons, the whole cop panoply.  | 
 
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Did you ever pay a buck ninety-five for handcuffs? | 
| Did you ever try to pay a buck ninety-five for handcuffs with a credit card that appears to say "LATIN?" | 
![]() (The PtotheUtotheM wore away)  | 
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