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Deco-riffic Hoover Dam

A: Dam.

Q: What the fish said when he bumped into a wall.

A: Damn.

Q: What man-made lake / golf course / cotton-field-lovin' Southwesterners will say when they bump into an extreme hydrological drought

Lake Mead, over 80 feet lower than usual

If it snowed here, this would be a ski lift tower.

It will snow here the day that Wagner begins obeying signs.

Actually, it's time for...


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