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Deuce of Clubs Book Club

Biographical blackmail

Next Xmas, Lee? Maybe you pushed your luck there a little. I'm just saying. After all, I did find this book in a thrift store.

Or maybe the ditching of the book was an indication of how Midge felt at being left off of your list of your "three favorite women." Slick.

Unless Midge = Midge Ure.

Then again, you may have been Lee Liberace. In which case, the whole bit's off.

Found inside:

Deuce of Clubs
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