Deadbolt / El Vez Weekend
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It had long been my plan to have my head shaved bald by Flequi, the Barber of Seville character on the three-hour-long Madrid game show El Gran Juego de la Oca.

Flequi (at left) takes another victim.
It seemed impossible to contact the show (at Madrid's Antena 3). A break came when a contract loomed -- in Madrid! But nothing moved on it, and Burning Man was coming up again. It's not fun to have hair at Burning Man.

An alternate plan was required.