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Nowhere to Run

(Jean-Claude Van Damme, Rosanna Arquette)


Pick a card, any card, says Patented Bigscreen Bad Guy to Patented Bigscreen Crooked Cop.

Alas, by Jove indeed yes. It is the Deuce of Clubs.

Moments later, while counting his ill-gotten gain, Patented Bigscreen Crooked Cop finds a Deuce of Clubs in his take.

"Alas & alack & so forth. She is mine, all mine. Chagrin, I mean to say. That is, I am chagrined," says Officer Crookedboy.



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