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Ultima writes:

Below the Onion feature story "Marxists' Apartment A Microcosm Of Why Marxism Doesn't Work" and to the right of the "Christian Slater Dropped From List Of Names To Drop" item I stumbled across your soul-mate -- the Audrey Hepburn to your William Holden, the Cathy to your Heathcliff, the Buffy to your Angel. Hopefully this romance won't end in tragic breakup, death by consumption or transport to hell via a magical portal.

Dang. If only it said, "Someone who will vomit when I even mention Tony Blair."

Maybe just as the FemmeBot was the anti-Bionic Woman, FemmeDeuce is the Anti-Deuce.



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