Item 13 | What the Deuce?! -- Fearless Cultural Mania
Autographed copies of Adventures with the Mojave Phone Booth are now available!

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T Wrecks!

Pity da po foo crash mah Mustang!

(Mr. T. Cabbage Patch Doll helms the soon-to-be-departing Sylvie the Wonder Mustang)

Best wishes to Mr. T, who is currently fighting cancer.

Update, 28jan03: Mr. T seems to have beat both cancer and nakedness.

Update, 14jun03: ... but not bad casting directors.

Update, 24may07: Holy crap. See I PITY THE DOLLS! at

(Catholic thrift store purchase, 1997.)