Item 87 | What the Deuce?! -- Fearless Cultural Mania
Autographed copies of Adventures with the Mojave Phone Booth are now available!

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(Whatever happened to Motel 6, anyway? They used to know how to change sheets and make beds ... now they seem to remember only how to make beds. You could've stuffed a pillow with the hairs that were on those pillows!)


Here's the generous allotment of toothpaste you'll get out of the Motel 6 vending machine if you're fool enough to forget to bring your own. Try not to use it all up in one brushing. No, really, just you try.

(But don't bother trying to get more than a couple of brushings out of the amazing self-destructing Motel 6 vending machine toothbrush.)

(Motel 6, El Centro, CA))