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Demon child

Elaine from Heidelberg spied this coin bank on one of the many Deuce of Clubs bookshelves and pronounced it the ugliest thing she'd ever seen. No argument here. It may in fact be the most hideous repesentation of a child since Robbie Rist's performance as "Oliver" on The Brady Bunch.* It reminds me of the doll my sister had when I was little, that I hated so much that I would bite its ugly little face.

Kid, you're lucky you're ceramic, instead of cloth.

* Except even this hideous child's hairdo beats that bowl-cut Robbie Rist used to wear.
(Thrift store acquisition)