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Madeline Home must have deserved it

Dialogue you would have overheard, had you been in a position to overhear it:

Photographer: I need more paddling action.

Model: If I had a dime for every time I've heard that...

Photographer: I'm not giving you a dime.

(Phoenix, AZ)

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