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11:00 . . . time to lunch
4:20 . . . time to munch

Even if you don't believe—
you must believe

That could be read as the beginning of a sentence with a missing imperative ("Even if you don't believe we must support our troops . . . you must"—what? Support our troops?).

Either way, what a testament to Our Troops Over There, defending the right of Common Citizens Over Here to freely express their complete vacuousness. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, Our Troops. How's about coming on back to your own land, now?

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