To Deuce of Clubs Write  

Occasionally things get written

Always scribble, scribble, scribble! Eh Mr. Gibbon?—Duke of Gloucester

No man but a blockhead ever wrote, except for money.—Doctor Johnson

"You read me! You really read me!"

Within 2 seconds, your browser should have been redirected to
If you have time to read this, either you are Evelyn Wood or your browser is run by a tiny mental patient living inside your computer.
This is—dare we say it?—tragedy.
And yet, all is not lost. NOT, we say. For you—yea, verily, even YE—can just click the url above. Right there. You can do it. Do it.