Nothing, Arizona (n.d.)Don Simpson
The author explains:
Probably the most desolate spot in the State of Arizona, maybe in the United States, is a place, which, perhaps facetiously, but surely appropriately, is called Nothing. The place sits in a vast area of desert along highway 96 leading northwest out of Phoenix.
The alien explains:
"Do not be frightened. I represent the persons who landed back of your building night before last. We have only today been able to dig our way out of our ship...."
The alien explains some more:
"Yes. We lost our fibstratak and were forced to land.
Ellen explained, "Gene, this man is from a space ship that landed night before last in back of us. Their ship was buried and it took them a day or so to dig themselves out. He says he needs our help," Ellen explained.Ellen explains some more:
"We call it Nothing." Ellen said.
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