From: VP, Marketing Dept.
To: Graphic Arts Dept.
Subject: Grand Canyon Suite
Sometimes I don't know what goes through the minds of you artists, I really don't.
I refer, obviously, to the two bushes. What the devil are they doing in a picture of the Grand Canyon? Airbrush them out. Our research shows that while people understand canyons, bushes confuse them.
The rest is fine as is. Get the corrected artwork to me by close of business. We've got to get this record in the stores ASAP --payroll's in nine fucking days.