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get that spoon outta my crack, willya?

A spoon, eh? The mule hypothesis gains strength ...

Don't strain your eyes to read the Very Important Message. We at Deuce of Clubs did the magnifying glass trick for you -- and here's what we read:

Dear Sally,
Oobi is a new friend of mine, and since he's headed in your direction I thought I would have him drop this off on his way. Things are [?] here, but hope to see you in three weeks. Till then.
Love,
Frank

Hmm ... oobi was supposed to drop off oobi? Makes no sense to us, but it was very important for Frank to get this message out, apparently. Only oobi could be trusted to deliver himself. (Did we mention the drug hypothesis, yet?)