Those Unbelievable Believers:
The Blessed Sounds of
Incredible Christian Song Demos
#14 — "Soul Saved Tonight" (4:33)
Here we have some devout soul who remembered what it was like seeing all those tiresome song parodies in MAD magazine when she was an unsaved, unsanctified little tyke. Only she forgot the part about how tiresome they could be. Then again, this is probably someone who doesn't easily recognize the tiresome—after all, her sanctified song is based on a Karaoke version of an Eagles song.
This time, however, somebody gets saved tonight, instead of somebody getting hurt tonight (unless the thought of being locked in a church and forced to praise all night long sounds painful to somebody besides me).
I'm awaiting the formation of a new church that will stop fighting Satan so that appropriate attention can be turned to fighting another Eagles reunion.
Jesus is gonna get someone
Before the night is through
The enemy is gonna come undone
There's nothing he can do
Everybody's got to praise with me
If it takes all night
Everybody's fill the place with praise
Make it come out right
[Chorus:]
There's gonna be a soul saved tonight
A soul saved tonight, I know
There's gonna be a soul saved tonight
A soul saved tonight, I know
Some people like to praise God late
Some folks can't hold out that long
Nobody wants to go home now
There's too much goin' on
Praisin' God is gonna last forever
Last all eternity long
Sometime before the sermon is done
The angel band is gonna crank up that song
[Chorus]
There's gonna be a soul saved tonight
Jesus shinin' bright
So turn off the light
And praise God tonight
There's gonna be a soul saved tonight
A soul saved tonight, I know
Oh, save my soul
Jesus is gonna get someone
Before the night is through
The enemy is gonna come undone
There's nothing he can do
Everybody's got to praise with me
If it takes all night
Everybody's fill the place with praise
Make it come out right
[Chorus]
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