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Those Unbelievable Believers:
The Blessed Sounds of
Incredible Christian Song Demos

Introduction
Treasures in Heaven
Hot Summer Nights
That's Peculiar!
I Am A Man; What Does That Mean?
Jesus Is About to "Rap" This Up
Oh Lord (Intro)
O Nightingale
Awr Gawd Izz An Awrsum Gawd
We Are the Champions (of God)
His Eye Is on the Sparrow
Christ in Me Is To Live
Chock Full of Love
Satan, You Lost, Lost, Lost
Soul Saved Tonight
Amazing Grace
We Want to Fish for Men
God, Give the Devil the Measles
Holy Jerusalem
Come Back, America!
The Safe Sex Is Just a Fantasy Rap
Want More of a Tangy Yangy Yang
Thank You, God

 

Totally how another crazy piece of religious music got started

Those Unbelievable Believers:
The Blessed Sounds of
Incredible Christian Song Demos

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#14 — "Soul Saved Tonight" (4:33)

Here we have some devout soul who remembered what it was like seeing all those tiresome song parodies in MAD magazine when she was an unsaved, unsanctified little tyke. Only she forgot the part about how tiresome they could be. Then again, this is probably someone who doesn't easily recognize the tiresome—after all, her sanctified song is based on a Karaoke version of an Eagles song.

This time, however, somebody gets saved tonight, instead of somebody getting hurt tonight (unless the thought of being locked in a church and forced to praise all night long sounds painful to somebody besides me).

I'm awaiting the formation of a new church that will stop fighting Satan so that appropriate attention can be turned to fighting another Eagles reunion.

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Jesus is gonna get someone
Before the night is through
The enemy is gonna come undone
There's nothing he can do

Everybody's got to praise with me
If it takes all night
Everybody's fill the place with praise
Make it come out right

[Chorus:]
There's gonna be a soul saved tonight
A soul saved tonight, I know
There's gonna be a soul saved tonight
A soul saved tonight, I know

Some people like to praise God late
Some folks can't hold out that long
Nobody wants to go home now
There's too much goin' on

Praisin' God is gonna last forever
Last all eternity long
Sometime before the sermon is done
The angel band is gonna crank up that song

[Chorus]

There's gonna be a soul saved tonight
Jesus shinin' bright
So turn off the light
And praise God tonight
There's gonna be a soul saved tonight
A soul saved tonight, I know

Oh, save my soul

Jesus is gonna get someone
Before the night is through
The enemy is gonna come undone
There's nothing he can do

Everybody's got to praise with me
If it takes all night
Everybody's fill the place with praise
Make it come out right

[Chorus]

Treasures in Heaven (Intro)Hot Summer NightsThat's Peculiar!I Am A Man; What Does That Mean?Jesus Is About to "Rap" This UpOh Lord (Intro) O NightingaleAwr Gawd Izz An Awrsum GawdWe Are the Champions (of God)His Eye Is on the SparrowChrist in Me Is To LiveChock Full of LoveSatan, You Lost, Lost, LostSoul Saved TonightAmazing GraceWe Want to Fish for MenGod, Give the Devil the MeaslesHoly JerusalemCome Back, America!The Safe Sex Is Just a Fantasy RapWant More of a Tangy Yangy YangThank You, God

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