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Those Unbelievable Believers:
The Blessed Sounds of
Incredible Christian Song Demos

Introduction
Treasures in Heaven
Hot Summer Nights
That's Peculiar!
I Am A Man; What Does That Mean?
Jesus Is About to "Rap" This Up
Oh Lord (Intro)
O Nightingale
Awr Gawd Izz An Awrsum Gawd
We Are the Champions (of God)
His Eye Is on the Sparrow
Christ in Me Is To Live
Chock Full of Love
Satan, You Lost, Lost, Lost
Soul Saved Tonight
Amazing Grace
We Want to Fish for Men
God, Give the Devil the Measles
Holy Jerusalem
Come Back, America!
The Safe Sex Is Just a Fantasy Rap
Want More of a Tangy Yangy Yang
Thank You, God

 

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Those Unbelievable Believers:
The Blessed Sounds of
Incredible Christian Song Demos

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#18 — "Holy Jerusalem" (3:31)

Research has not yet been able to confirm whether this song was composed by a student of the work of Laurie Anderson who didn't quite get the hang of swiping certain aspects of Anderson's act. But be sure and stay for the ending. You'll wish they still had those home organ shops in the malls, with the cheesy organ salesmen playing pop tunes to bouncy rhythmic accompaniment. Do they still have those? (Research—that is, my lazy ass—has not yet been able to confirm that, either, mainly because I haven't yet become someone who goes to malls and could therefore do the field work on that.)

W A R N I N G :

If at some time in the past you have already listened to Kali Bahlu's "Cosmic Telephone Call," then "Holy Jerusalem" may cause you to scratch out your other eye.

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Well, we all can live in true joy and peace
Through God's Son['s] resurrection
So God loved the world
Sending Jesus to what was lost
To save and give them all

Holy Jerusalem
It comes down from heaven
The most beautiful town
With gates of pearls, streets of gold and glass
[?] wall of precious stones
Yes, a most beautiful town
Made of God
Filled with laughing songs of joy
No use for the light
Jesus Christ changed that
Jesus Christ shines there
God did not send his Son to condemn
But to save
[ ? ] it comes down and [be?] there

Treasures in Heaven (Intro)Hot Summer NightsThat's Peculiar!I Am A Man; What Does That Mean?Jesus Is About to "Rap" This UpOh Lord (Intro) O NightingaleAwr Gawd Izz An Awrsum GawdWe Are the Champions (of God)His Eye Is on the SparrowChrist in Me Is To LiveChock Full of LoveSatan, You Lost, Lost, LostSoul Saved TonightAmazing GraceWe Want to Fish for MenGod, Give the Devil the MeaslesHoly JerusalemCome Back, America!The Safe Sex Is Just a Fantasy RapWant More of a Tangy Yangy YangThank You, God

Totally how another crazy piece of religious music got started

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