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101 Strings

From: VP, Marketing Dept.
To: Graphic Arts Dept.
Subject: Grand Canyon Suite

The extra effort is appreciated, to be sure, but this is a very confusing composition. We've got 101 Strings but 101 + 1 things going on in your little drawing here. There's a canyon, a rainbow, da-da-da-da-da-da, and what is this "Panoramic Majesty of" bit? You're making me hear Gabriel's horn right in my ear hole. You do realize this is a record, not a movie, right? Also, what is "In The Sound of Magnificence" supposed to mean? It doesn't make any sense to me.

And what are these people there for? Scale?

So what do you say, guys -- how about we go back to the files and pick a photo, shall we?

(P.S. -- By "we" I mean "you," of course.)

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