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Arturo Toscanini

From: VP, Marketing Dept.
To: Graphic Arts Dept.
Subject: Grand Canyon Suite

This is The Grand Canyon? It looks more like Petra to me. You guys are really "out there" sometimes. Maybe you're working too hard; the janitor told me he heard laughter coming from the basement late last night.

And by the way, who's this supposed to be?

He looks terrified, and so does his horse. Get rid of them, or paint smiles on their faces. While you're at it, get rid of that giant stalagmite about to impale them. You might not think I know about Damocles, but I do. (I went to college too, you know.)

Ain't it just Grand?

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