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Burn Sum(mary)

Things of ours that went up with the Man (in order of appearance):
  1. Wagnerolatry / cardhouse graffiti
  2. popsicle sticks
  3. Burning Man book (I know there's a certain other BM book that should've been tossed in the fire as well)
  4. Herb Alpert Whipped Cream & Other Delights album

Favorite Quotation: "Bedouin Mardi Gras." -- T-Bone, asked to describe Burning Man

It was T-Bone who inspired the following reaction from me, when I awakened one morning to find him dazedly wandering Wagner Lager in short-legged pajamas and a robe, with a container of indeterminate liquid content in his hand: "Ugh! You look like some kind of unsavory Jackie Gleason."

BBC Reporter: So, what are your plans for next year's Burning Man?

Deuce: Same as last year: I'm not coming back. See ya there!

Favorite driving-back-to-Arizona moment (of which there were DAMNED FEW!): Hearing on the radio, in succession, Herb Alpert's "Whipped Cream" and Wagner's Tannhauser Overture
d a s E n d e

the man | the bike | the lager | the tour
farrah slacks | deuce glows | cherry clan rocks | psychic gum blows
the nailing of the cream | the burning of the man | the burning of the book
360 degrees of wagner